Application for Cat Ownership
Your Name: _________________
Name of Spouse: _________________
Address of home I will be assuming: _________________
Square footage of home: _________________
Total Sq. Ft. of human sleeping quarters (Referred
hereinafter as 'Servants Quarters.'; Not to exceed 5% of
home sq. footage.): _________________
My sleeping quarters will be (circle one):
- On a cat bed.
- On your bed. (Referred hereinafter as 'my' bed.)
- On the floor.
- On the furniture.
- On the stairs.
- In the garage.
- Anywhere I want.
No. of human children in my home: _________________
No. of children who might pull my tail: _________________
Previous cat experience (circle all that apply):
- I have recently owned one or more cats.
- I was recently owned by one or more cats.
- Fed a cat.
- Been slept on by a cat.
- Cleaned a litter box.
- Bathed a cat.
- Been scratched by a cat.
- Picked cat fur off my clothes.
- Picked cat fur out of my eyes.
- Accidentally ran over a cat.
- Allergic to cats.
- Chased cats out of yard.
- Cleaned up cat puke.
- Stepped in a hairball.
Any Canines in residence? (circle one):
Have you ever had a cat run away from this address in the
last three years?
(If yes, please explain yourself):
Your Expected salary (circle one):
- $200 weekly
- $100 weekly
- Nothing, just the satisfaction of knowing you took
me in.
- You pay me for living with you.
Location of litter box (circle one):
- Laundry Room
- Living Room
- Garage
- Bathroom
- Dining Room
- Pantry Nook
- Kitchen
- None (outside)
Cat will have outside privileges? (circle one):
Cat will be de-clawed? (circle one):
Servant names (List all dwellers of home, including yours):
(If you need more space, use the back of this form.)
Breakfast will be served not later than (circle one):
Dinner will be served (circle one)(careful, there is only
one right answer):
- 5pm
- 6pm
- 7pm
- Upon demand.
- Eat what's left over from breakfast
Menu (circle all that apply):
- Friskies
- Whiskas
- 9-Lives
- Meat Loaf
- BBQ Chicken
- Filet Mignon
- Tournados with Bearnaise
- Roti De Porc Poele
- Filet of Fish Poached in Wine Sauce
- Shoulder of Lamb
- Veal Prince Orloff
- Saut� Scallops
- Salmon Pate
Desserts (circle all that apply):
- Pounce
- Twinkies
- Donuts
- Ice Cream
- Spongecake
- Strawberries in Bavarian Cream
- Caramel Almond Custard
- Chocolate Mousse
- Vanilla Sauce Souffl�
- Upside Down Apple Tart
- Crepes with Orange Butter
- Three Butter Cream Cake
List three references that I might contact (No dogs, please):
_________________ __________________ __________________
Do Not Write In This Space (Just had to have that in there.)
It was a good day.
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