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'1'
Blaming your farts on me..... not
funny.... not funny at all !!!
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'2'
Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN'
DOG!!!
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'3'
Taking me for a walk, then not letting
me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
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'4'
Any trick that involves balancing
food on my nose. Stop it!
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'5'
Any haircut that involves bows or
ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when
you're not home!
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'6'
The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo, what a proud moment
for the top of the food chain.
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'7'
Taking me to the vet for 'the big
snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every
time we go back!
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'8'
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches
of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered
that handshake thing yet.
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�9�
Dog sweaters. Hello??? Haven't you
noticed the fur?
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'10'
How you act disgusted when I lick
myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just
jealous.
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