Things We Can Learn From a Dog

• Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
  
• Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
  
• When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
  
• When it is in your best interest, practice obedience.
  
• Let others know when they've invaded your territory.
  
• Take naps and stretch before rising.
  
• Run, romp and play daily.
  
• Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.
  
• Be loyal.
  
• Never pretend to be something you're not.
  
• If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
  
• When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit nearby and nuzzle him or her gently.
  
• Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
  
• Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
  
• When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
  
• No matter how often you are scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout. Run right back and make friends.
  
• Delight in the simple joys of a long walk.
  
• To err is human; to forgive, canine.
  
• If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.
  
• Don't go out without ID.
  
• Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by piddling on their shoes.
  
• Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.
  
• Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.
  
• Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch is effective.
  
• When you do something wrong, always take responsibility (as soon as you're dragged out from under the bed).
  
• If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.